http://poorrichards-blog.blogspot.com/2013/03/expect-these-eight-steps-from.html
My way is to live as hedonistically and nihilistically whilst I still can, until the day of reckoning. Then it won't matter, so no worries here.
Yes, I am getting fatter; and having fun doing it! So neener-neener, and BLLLLLPPPPPHHHHHTTTTT!