http://investmentwatchblog.com/police-advice-for-home-invasions-be-a-victim/
Do you need a permit for a flame thrower?
GODS, THESE CAGED GERBIL SHOOTERS ARE WORTHLESS IDIOTS!
'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
OK, have some wasp spray in all rooms and blast 'em in the face; along with a blunt object if you don't have a gun? I dunno. Sling shot, though you do have to practise. Buy a double edged sword with sharp edges? Mace? Spear? Archery equipment? The list goes on.
