They could be a lethal weapon, huh? I just imagine holding a couple up during a business meeting at one the plants that makes these things, and you ask, "Of course these are safe?"
Of course the opposition will say yes.
The you say, "Then you shouldn't mind if I. . ." you drop them, "drop these."
Can ya imagine the reaction? Of course you'll get arrested for assault or something, but hey! YouTube it, huh? The panic of the worthless genocidal manufacturers of the new lightbulbs?
Of course we know they are phasing out the good incandescent ones completely. Stock up if you're planning on living that long.