http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=123450
Be sure and click the link in above post, and enjoy. I don't have a feckin' cell phone now, and I sure as HELL ain't gettin' one o' dese heah brain friers. Unfortunately, those that use this technololy are takin' the world with it.
Wait a minute! I don't think the world should exist.
Never mind.