This is a great place to put them:
http://www.govtslaves.com/2017-09-04-welcome-to-baltimore-americas-inner-city-hellhole.html
Along with Camden, Stockton, Detroit. . .uh, not Chicago. One of my favourite intellectuals lives there, but you get my drift.
Kurt, one of these days I have got to e-mail you. After all, I personally don't farcebook. I miss you.