https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
Hide your groundhogs, too:
http://nypost.com/2016/08/02/cops-accused-of-running-down-groundhog-with-golf-cart/
What is it with these psychos and rodents? Pepper sprayers of squirrels, and how many gerbils do these worthless psychos shoot every year, and how do they shoot them?
(See GERBIL SHOOTER in urban dictionary. GOOGLE IT!)