http://monofonuspress.com/how-to-live-like-a-king-for-very-little-by-thor-harris
Uh, I'd learn how to fix things if I had anything vested in life.
Ahhhhhh, carpentry. If only you didn't have to kill trees to do it. I'D FEEL LIKE A DAMN VIVISECTIONIST OR SLAUGHTERHOUSE WORKER!
