WHY NOT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH A CAGED GERBIL SHOOTER

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/death-in-st-augustine/

Unless you're the suicidal type.

'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/