http://www.thedailysheeple.com/big-mac-attack-woman-runs-over-her-boyfriend-3-times-with-her-truck-because-he-didnt-want-to-go-to-mcdonalds_112013
The 'gentle sex' strikes again. Around here, it's kind the opposite. You might get yo' arse run over fo' wantin' to eat at mcdouchebaggles, but that ain't gonna happen to ou' contraved (pronounced 'contAvd') fam'ly.