http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jolly-ranchers-not-meth-765094
This is what you get for being discriminated against if your IQ is too high. But apparently it can't be too low.
'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
There's plenty more at that second link as I post this. Spread it, huh? That second link? Show the world what douche bags our caged gerbil shooters are. Keep it up always, and spread the worst/best/whatever!