But is this a real story?
Oh well. I don't eat there anymore, anyway. Too much else wrong with 'em, so. . . For one thing, everything else they sell doesn't pass fer food, so. . .
One item just doesn't cut it, not to mention the odds of getting a burger of the wrong ingredients are very high. It's not like you can go in and order a long piglet burger.
Would be great if they stole some o' the crotch droppings from our complex. We're over quota, and it's gotten as noisy as HELL. All these new people moving in have the infernal things, and we gotta suffer for it.
By the way, I do have older posts accusing mcdouchebaggles of the same thang.