KID DIES TWICE, IN TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, WITH 2 DIFFERENT NAMES, AND FROM TWO DIFFERENT NEWS SOURCES

https://www.blacklistednews.com/article/76677/kid-dies-twice-in-two-different-countries-with-2-different-names-and-from-two-different-news.html

Waiting for a third time.

But hey!  How many times did Bin Laden die?