I could stay in my 'nose cave' forever, and never come out. I'd much rather surf the web all day, do my political research as I enjoy the entropy amongst all that is, drinkin' my tay cup after cup than go out and deal with my fellow mortal flotsam.
Only thing I would enjoy more is the planet getting Tiamated.
Of course I'd like 2 hours warning, so I could go down the street and stuff my face first at my favourite Sikh restaurant, but hey!
I might even break my veg diet and have some Tikka Masala chicken before I go. After all, would it matter then?
Yes, I do have a strong schizoid streak. I suppose that's par for the course if your misanthropic enough.