https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
Why am I NOT surprised?
http://therealnews.com/t2/story:20737:Police-Reform%3A-How-to-Make-150K-and-Rob-the-People-who-Pay-You#pop1
Now just go to my sources. I'm sick, car's in the shop, and tired from last week. 10 hours of sleep in 3 days will crash your immune system. Not having access to my oil of oregano, zinc, and echinacea doesn't help either, when you first feel a cold comin' on.
Oh well. Could be worse.
