http://deliberatedumbingdown.com/ddd/2018/10/04/your-childrens-futures-and-that-of-a-free-usa-are-dead-education-week-report/
Crotch droppings, that is.  Having one of those infernal things is the most unpragmatic thing anyone can do for themselves, anyway.  Unless they have a farm and need the cheap slave labour, but hey.