Gerbil, Gerbil

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

Some serve and protect, huh?

http://www.wltx.com/mb/news/crime/sc-deputy-posed-as-kid-to-get-nude-photos-from-girl-officials/401171752

Serve on a plate, maybe.  Properly cooked, of course.