So I don't have to do it when I get home. . .whenever that will be:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
FECK DIS SHOITE!
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160303/downtown/chicago-officer-with-strong-odor-of-booze-charged-with-shooting-up-car?platform=hootsuite