http://rinf.com/alt-news/usa-news/family-calls-911-son-threatens-suicide-cops-show-kill/
How CONVEEEEEENIENT!
'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
How long does this cute little guy have?
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Gerbil-Shutterstock.jpg