https://medium.com/p/9f53ef6a1c10/
This is why I boycott big cities.  Maybe everybody should.  Deprive the bastard of the tourist dollars.  Unfooking believable!
'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
HOW LONG DOES THIS LITTLE GUY HAVE?
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/09/13/1226473/306240-gerbil.jpg