WAIT A MINUTE! I GOTTA FINISH MY COFFEE AND DOUGHNUT, DAMMIT!

http://rinf.com/alt-news/breaking-news/cops-too-busy-to-respond-to-woman-shot-to-death-by-boyfriend/

'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/