For Ya Clueless Yanks, A Stone Is 14 Pounds (6.36K)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2457971/37-stone-man-told-buy-2-airline-seats-given-separate-rows.html

Ye gods!  How do ya wanna divide that?  Top and bottom, or down the middle?

JUST CLICK THE LINK DAMMIT!