Though maybe you're glad you weren't.
The flat mate and I are going on a walk, and I told him I'd have to clear my intestines first. He said he was borderline on doing that himself, but he wasn't sure he could get it out. So I told him, maybe watching me get rid of mine might inspire you, like. . .like you know how people get hungry watching someone else eat?
No?
Oh well. I tried.
