I'm staying riiiiight here!
http://www.thedailysheeple.com/where-do-i-go-if-fukushima-blows-northern-hemisphere-nuclear-fallout-map_052012
Even if I had the resources, I wouldn't move. This local ain't worth the fertaliser it's built on. Why should I fight to stay in a place which I hold in such extreme contempt? Not to mention how stupid people are on this side of The Veil, self included.
Fuck this place and everything on it with a very high circumference, splintery, ungreased telephone pole.
