Wednesday, June 4, 2025

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 COOK 'EM ALL, LET THE CHEF SORT 'EM OUT

SCHRODINGER'S NOSE

PSYCHOPATH IN TRAINING

ABORTION ILLEGAL?  BRING BACK MOLOCH WORSHIP!

GIVE ME NIFLHEIM OR GIVE ME DEATH

I'M DEAD, BUT THE BODY NEEDS TO CATCH UP

IF I TELL YOU, I'LL HAVE TO BITE YOUR NOSE OFF

WHEN THE WORLD GOES RIGHT, GO LEFT

THANK THE GODS I AIN'T YOU

IF PEOPLE LAID EGGS, ACCIDENTS WOULD BE OMELETTES 

MY BOYFRIEND IS BATTERY OPERATED

GIMME A NANOMETRE, I'll TAKE A PARSEC!!!

DON'T WORRY!  I NEVER ATE ANYBODY. . .YET!

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. . .INTO THE STEW POT

MISSING SPROG?  IS SPAM ANY CHEAPER THESE DAYS?

NO BABIES IN BABY BACK RIBS - FALSE ADVERTISING

RAGNAROK NOW!

OWNED BY THANATOS

NATIONALISM IS STUPID UNLESS YOU'RE OF SCYTHIAN DESCENT

ISHKABIBBLE

NAMASTE AND MAY VASUKI LICK YOUR NOSE

GOT ECONOMIES TO COLLAPSE AND GOVERNMENTS TO OVERTHROW, GOTTA GO

WHO'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT

IS LONG PIG CONSIDERED PORK

NO NEEP NODDLED QUIMS

CANNIBALISM IS LEGAL IN THE U.S., 'CEPT IDAHO

THE NDE - DON'T LIVE LIFE WITHOUT ONE

HYPERGAMY IS PARASITISM

MY CUSSIN' MAKE SAILORS LOOK LIKE DONNA REED

PANTHEIST CATHAR CREDENTE

GNOSTIC PAGAN

YANDEX  IT!  

IS 10 MINUTES OF FUN WORTH 18 YEARS OF HELL

THE ONLY REAL VACATION IS DEATH

YALDABAOTH UNDER ANY OTHER NAME IS NOT MY GOD

ANNIHILATE THE DEMIURGE

ABRAXAS IS MY SOVEREIGN

JONATHAN SWIFT'S  'MODEST PROPOSAL' IS THE BEST IDEA I EVER HEARD

OBLIGATION IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SLAVERY

WE ARE PRISONERS OF TIME

WHAT ABOUT 'ODIO INTERRUPCIONES' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

I ONLY DATE PSYCHOPOMPS

MAKE GUILLOTINES GREAT AGAIN

HIVE MINDERS CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES

FECK 'I WANT IT NOW'!  I WANT IT YESTERDAY!

WHY DID I DIVORCE?  HE WAS A HORRIBLE WIFE!

CAREFUL WHERE YOU TREAD

THE GODS AIN'T DONE TORTURING ME.  I'M STILL ALIVE.

YALDABAOTH SUCKS BEDBUG DICK

PHYSICAL EXISTENCE IS PRISON

HELL SPAWN

HYPERGAMY - THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR THAT

BREEDER COW/KITCHEN SLAVE - NOT

LOOSE CANNON ON STEROIDS

EMBRACE A PARASITE - GIVE YOURSELF A HUG

HOW MANY LIVES WERE LOST SO YOU CAN LIVE

SITUATIONAL AWARENESS IS AGAINST MY RELIGION

NEVER GIVE UP - ESPECIALLY IF IT MIGHT KILL YA

REMEMBER GORDON KAHL

FREEMARTIN

HOW CAN YOU RUN WHEN YOU KNOW?

DREAMSCAPE NECROMANCER

DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF AGAPE?

BITCH ON STEROIDS

ARSEHOLE TO THE 33RD DEGREE

SOME ROCKETS NEVER FLY

LIFE IS TEMPORARY, EXISTENCE IS FOREVER

DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF CONSEQUENCES?

STUPID LAWS DEMAND JURY NULLIFICATION

INCUBATOR + SPERM DONOR = TWAT SNOT

ALIVE UNDER PROTEST

JUMP!

NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE - BEWARE!

MAKE MY DAY

WOUNDED ANIMAL HERE - BEWARE!

LIFE IS A ONEWAY STREET

TESLA CARS ARE AN IQ TEST

JOB - JUST OVER BROKE ACRONYM 

HAPPINESS IS BEING A DINK

FREEDOM IS BEING A DINK

KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID

TIME IS A COMMODITY

KNOWLEDGE IS WORTH MORE THAN RHODIUM

RESTAURANTS ARE A RIPOFF

WHERE IS BOUDICA WHEN YOU NEED HER?

WHERE IS ALARIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

HOMELESSNESS A PROBLEM?  LEGALISE FENTANYL!

I LIVE COST EFFECTIVE.  GET AWAY FROM ME!

DON'T MAKE YOUR LIFE MY PROBLEM

LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY

DON'T CALL ME AT WORK UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD

WHERE IS GAVRILO PRINCIP WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

MISANTHROPE ON STEROIDS

NUCLEAR FAMILIES ARE OVERPRICED TIME DESTROYERS

THE OTHER 'BILL THE CAT'

YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO BE AN IDIOT

CONFORMITY IS A LOSING PROPOSITION

THE SOCIAL ORDER IS NOT COST EFFECTIVE

MY OTHER DOG IS A DIRE WOLF

MY OTHER CAT IS A SMILODON

MY OTHER HORSE IS A UNICORN

STICK YOUR VAXXIE UP YOUR JAXIE

DO NOT CORNER SOMETHING MEANER THAN YOU

FLOOD US AGAIN OR SEND KOLBRIN'S DESTROYER AGAIN

TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T RELATIONSHIPS

THIS PACKAGE IS COLDER THAN HELIUM SLUSH

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR INTEREST PAYMENTS?

I LICK MY PLATE IN RESTAURANTS

BUTTON PUSHER

TOO BAD CARTHAGE LOST THE WAR

ALBIGENSIAN CRUSADE - WORST CRIME IN HISTORY

ERIN GO BRAGH

PRIMA DONNA BITCH

DO YOU HAVE A FRONTAL LOBE?

60 SOMETHING GONG ON 10

MY TAXES PAY FOR YOUR PARASITISM 

GET YE BEHIND ME, MORTAL FLOTSAM

LEMME DIE SO I CAN REALLY LIVE

GENOCIDE = LESS TRAFFIC + CHEAPER RENT

IS CRITICAL THINKING STILL LEGAL?

NOTHING TO LOSE HERE

GOVERNMENT - THE BIGGEST PARASITE IN THE WORLD

YOU MIGHT BE A BIGGER PSYCHOPATH THAN I - GO AWAY

SAVE A PIG - EAT A PERSON

I DON'T LIVE FOR YOU

I DON'T WORK FOR YOU

I'M HERE FOR MY EVOLUTION, NOT YOURS

PRAGMATIC TO A FAULT

PROBLEM SPROG MAKE GREAT BURRITO FILLING

PERCY SHELLEY WAS WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN RHODIUM

BORN AGAIN PAGAN - FOR THE 36874th TIME

RELIGION IS CROWD CONTROL

I'M HALF THE MAN I NEVER WAS

DEBT BASED ECONOMIES HAVE A SHELF LIFE

SPAYED, VAXXED, LITTERBOX TRAINED

I ONLY DATE COUGARS

PRIMARY PURPOSE OF GOVERNMENT IS TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE

HAS YOUR TESLA TIME BOMB BLOWN UP YET?

WHO NEEDS ENLIL WHEN WE HAVE NUKES?

GOVERNMENT - BIGGEST EXTORTIONIST EVER

NOT FOR SALE AT ANY PRICE

YOU DON'T SIGN MY CHECK - GET OUTTA MY FACE

YOUR OPINIONS MATTER AS MUCH AS THE BUG I STEPPED ON

PHYSICAL EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT SPECULATION AND INCONVENIENCE

UNWANTED CROTCH DROPPINGS = DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY

HAVING HIGH MARKET VALUE IS NOT AN ASSET

NONCOMPLIANCE - THE BEST REBELLION

BOYCOTT EVERYTHING YOU CAN FOR CHANGE

LOKI - EAT MY DUST

I'M TOO PRETENTIOUS FOR COFFEE - GIMME TEA

LIE DOWN FLAT AND LET IT ROT

MOST TRADITIONS ARE NOT PRAGMATIC

MYANMAR-SHAVE - BURMA IS HISTORY

MY LIFE IS 110% AUTOPILOT

MY TIME IS MINE, NOT YOURS

CHICKS ARE PROGRAMMED ILLUSIONISTS

BRIDE PRICE = DAUGHTER FOR SALE

SEXY CHICK = HOT LOOKER - SEXY DUDE = RICH - SAY WHAAAAT?

ICONOCLAST

BEASTIES SCENT MARK, CHICKS USE LIPSTICK

WHEN BOTH SIDES OF THE WAR ARE IDIOTS, WALK AWAY

HIGH POPULATION DENSITY SUCKS - EVER BEEN TO THE DMV?

STATUS CONSCIOUS = STUPID

THEOCRACIES ARE PRISONS

UNLESS YOU COOK, CLEAN, MAKE 7 FIGURES - DON'T ASK!

EXISTING IN ILLUSION IS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE 

MOMMY'S LITTLE TWAT SNOT

EARTH BELONGS TO THE DEMIURGE

ENLIL DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE

MATERIALISM IS A LOSING PROPOSITION

I KNOW STUFF AND I AIN'T TELLIN'

PART TIME COUGAR

I'M NOT 'TECHNICALLY' A WITCH

MY PRIORITIES ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE

IF DA GUBMENT OWNS MY HOUSE, WHY DO I PAY MORTGAGE?

DEATH IS ANOTHER WORD FOR TRANSITION

THE OWNER IS REALLY THE SLAVE - ASK ANY CAT

MINIMALISM ROCKS

I'M A VEGETARIAN, BUT AREN'T PEOPLE VEGETABLES?

THE FLUORIDE STARE - WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR - THEY KILL YOU FOR IT

WW III - THE CONSTRUCTIONIST DREAM

TIME IS THE GREAT DESTROYER

LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN

HONKY GRINGO CRACKER

SPIRITUAL BEING HAVING A MORTAL FLOTSAM EXPERIENCE

LIFE - WE GET WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR

I'M NOT AN INTERACTIVE VIBRATOR

WHAT ABOUT 'NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

THIS CHICK IS MAN ENOUGH TO GO BALD

FORGIVE THE PAST - EASIER SAID THAN DONE

DO NOT RESUSCITATE 

SCAVENGER

I DON'T NEED MORE MESSES TO CLEAN UP - GO AWAY

KNOWLEDGE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU - GO AWAY

I'M LOOKING FOR A SLAVE - NOT AN OWNER

I'M RPG'ED - REVERSE PROGRAMME GENERATED

TSA - TWAT SUCKIN' ARSEHOLE

I HOLD GRUDGES FROM PAST LIVES

THE STATUS QUO HAS GOTTA GO

TAKE A BITE OUTTA CRIME ~ EAT A CRIMINAL

REAL MEN WEAR KILTS AND LEINES

I CALL 'EM CROTCH DROPPIN'S FER A REASON

CELIBACY = FEWER INCURABLE HEALTH ISSUES

THE WORLD IS NOT MY PROBLEM ~ IT'S YOURS

SO SHOOT ME ~  I WON'T PRESS CHARGES IF YOU KILL ME

I'M FAT ~ NOT PREGGERS

MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

NUKE THE DEMIURGE ~ GO YOUR OWN WAY

HAVING A SPROG IS ENSLAVEMENT

IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, I DON'T NEED YOU

DRAGONS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

WHAT ABOUT 'EAT WHAT/WHO YOU KILL' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

ARE ATOMS SENTIENT?

ARE HUMANS SENTIENT?

MAKE COUP DE GRÂCE GREAT AGAIN

AMERICAN DALIT

THE REAVERS' BANE

I WON'T CARE WHEN I'M GONE, SO WHY CARE NOW?

GIMME DINKHOOD OR GIMME DEATH

PROCRASTINATION - I'LL DO IT IN MY NEXT LIFE

LIFE OWES ME NOTHING AND I OWE IT LESS THAN NOTHING

I DON'T DO MORTAL FLOTSAM

IF YOU'RE NOT AT LEAST 5000 YEARS OLDE, DON'T TALK TO ME

I LIVE FOR THE NEXT WORLD - NOT THIS POS

XANON QUEST

HUMANITY IS A FAILED EXPERIMENT

I'M ALIVE NOW TO WATCH THE WORLD IMPLODE

I'M ON A MISSION  FROM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

MGTOW AND 4B MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR EVERYONE

EPITOME OF MISANTHROPY

MOTHERHOOD IS FOR MASOCHISTS

INSANE PEOPLE MAKE FOR GOOD BUSINESS

STUPID PEOPLE MAKE FOR GOOD BUSINESS

MATERIALISTS MAKE FOR GOOD BUSINESS

FROM A PRAGMATIC PERSPECTIVE - LIFE AIN'T WORTH THE COST

I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING - SO DON'T ASK

BOYCOTT THE WORLD - GO MINIMALIST

DOES RENOLD'S RECYCLING DO REINCARNATION TOO?

SPACE AIENS EXIST - I LIVE WITH  ONE

RELIANCY IS A PRECARIAT EXISTENCE

NEEDING A GUBMENT THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

FURO (ESPAÑOL)

JURY NULLIFICATION FOR ALL VICTIMLESS CRIMES

IT'S PAST TIME FOR A MODEST PROPOSAL

THE BEST REVENGE IS TO WALK AWAY

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO MAKE US APPRECIATE DEATH

MARBH BHEO

CTHULHU'S HOMIE

RELIABLY UNRELIABLE

NOT FOR SALE, NOT FOR RENT

I'M A 'HAS BEEN', NOT A 'NEVER WAS'

WHERE IS TIAMAT WHEN YOU NEED IT?

PICK YOUR TARGETS WELL

I'M ALREADY DEAD - DON'T BOTHER ME

YOU'D MAKE A GREAT BOOK COVER

HAS YOUR TESLA TIME BOMB BLOWN UP YET?

MY CAULDRON IS READY FOR YOU

REST IN PIECES

TRINITY = BIG DADDY, JUNIOR AND THE SPOOK

MORTAL FLOTSAM NEED NOT APPLY

I MAKE SEKHMET LOOK LIKE DONNA REED

IF LIABILITIES WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES - LET THEM

TWATLESS BITCH

SAUSAGELESS SAUSAGE CASING

AM I WORTH YOUR DEATH?

I'M DYING TO GET NUKED!

THE OTHER WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

I WANT LESS TRAFFIC - PLEASE GET VAXXED

'ARE YOU FOR SALE?' IS NOT A GOOD PICK-UP LINE

FAG HAG

BURN, BABY, BURN!

BLACK AND GHETTO ARE NOT SYNONYMS

FREE RANGE, ORGANIC ~ 1.99 A POUND

CANNIBALISM SAVES ON CREMATION COSTS

THE BITCH IS BACK

HEY!  AT LEAST I DON'T BURN DOWN BUILDINGS!

FERAL, UNTAMEABLE, IMPOSSIBLE

SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP NOW

BEYOND REPAIR, BEYOND REDEMPTION

I DON'T SEE DOCTORS, SO I KEEP MY HEALTH

IF LIFE INCONVENIENCES ME, I INCONVENIENCE LIFE

I LOVE PORK - IT TASTES JUST LIKE PEOPLE

MAY THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY WIN - FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

DON'T FEED THE DEMIURGE, FOOL!

THE ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS BLOCK REAL KNOWLEDGE

FREEDOM IS LIVING ON YOUR OWN TERMS

HOW MUCH IS THAT SAUSAGE CASING IN THE WINDOW?

HOW MUCH IS THAT TWAT IN THE WINDOW?

I TAKE NO PRISONERS - COSTS TOO MUCH TO FEED 'EM

I'M NOT THE FORGIVING TYPE

MY NAME IS VENGEANCE

SOME VINDICATORS CAN'T BE TOUCHED

REMEMBER HATTIE CARROLL

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO KNOW ME

KRISPY KREME CALENDAR GIRLS CAN'T BE KIDNAPPED









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