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COOK 'EM ALL, LET THE CHEF SORT 'EM OUT
SCHRODINGER'S NOSE
PSYCHOPATH IN TRAINING
ABORTION ILLEGAL? BRING BACK MOLOCH WORSHIP!
GIVE ME NIFLHEIM OR GIVE ME DEATH
I'M DEAD, BUT THE BODY NEEDS TO CATCH UP
IF I TELL YOU, I'LL HAVE TO BITE YOUR NOSE OFF
WHEN THE WORLD GOES RIGHT, GO LEFT
THANK THE GODS I AIN'T YOU
IF PEOPLE LAID EGGS, ACCIDENTS WOULD BE OMELETTES
MY BOYFRIEND IS BATTERY OPERATED
GIMME A NANOMETRE, I'll TAKE A PARSEC!!!
DON'T WORRY! I NEVER ATE ANYBODY. . .YET!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. . .INTO THE STEW POT
MISSING SPROG? IS SPAM ANY CHEAPER THESE DAYS?
NO BABIES IN BABY BACK RIBS - FALSE ADVERTISING
RAGNAROK NOW!
OWNED BY THANATOS
NATIONALISM IS STUPID UNLESS YOU'RE OF SCYTHIAN DESCENT
ISHKABIBBLE
NAMASTE AND MAY VASUKI LICK YOUR NOSE
GOT ECONOMIES TO COLLAPSE AND GOVERNMENTS TO OVERTHROW, GOTTA GO
WHO'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT
IS LONG PIG CONSIDERED PORK
NO NEEP NODDLED QUIMS
CANNIBALISM IS LEGAL IN THE U.S., 'CEPT IDAHO
THE NDE - DON'T LIVE LIFE WITHOUT ONE
HYPERGAMY IS PARASITISM
MY CUSSIN' MAKE SAILORS LOOK LIKE DONNA REED
PANTHEIST CATHAR CREDENTE
GNOSTIC PAGAN
YANDEX IT!
IS 10 MINUTES OF FUN WORTH 18 YEARS OF HELL
THE ONLY REAL VACATION IS DEATH
YALDABAOTH UNDER ANY OTHER NAME IS NOT MY GOD
ANNIHILATE THE DEMIURGE
ABRAXAS IS MY SOVEREIGN
JONATHAN SWIFT'S 'MODEST PROPOSAL' IS THE BEST IDEA I EVER HEARD
OBLIGATION IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SLAVERY
WE ARE PRISONERS OF TIME
WHAT ABOUT 'ODIO INTERRUPCIONES' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
I ONLY DATE PSYCHOPOMPS
MAKE GUILLOTINES GREAT AGAIN
HIVE MINDERS CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES
FECK 'I WANT IT NOW'! I WANT IT YESTERDAY!
WHY DID I DIVORCE? HE WAS A HORRIBLE WIFE!
CAREFUL WHERE YOU TREAD
THE GODS AIN'T DONE TORTURING ME. I'M STILL ALIVE.
YALDABAOTH SUCKS BEDBUG DICK
PHYSICAL EXISTENCE IS PRISON
HELL SPAWN
HYPERGAMY - THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR THAT
BREEDER COW/KITCHEN SLAVE - NOT
LOOSE CANNON ON STEROIDS
EMBRACE A PARASITE - GIVE YOURSELF A HUG
HOW MANY LIVES WERE LOST SO YOU CAN LIVE
SITUATIONAL AWARENESS IS AGAINST MY RELIGION
NEVER GIVE UP - ESPECIALLY IF IT MIGHT KILL YA
REMEMBER GORDON KAHL
FREEMARTIN
HOW CAN YOU RUN WHEN YOU KNOW?
DREAMSCAPE NECROMANCER
DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF AGAPE?
BITCH ON STEROIDS
ARSEHOLE TO THE 33RD DEGREE
SOME ROCKETS NEVER FLY
LIFE IS TEMPORARY, EXISTENCE IS FOREVER
DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF CONSEQUENCES?
STUPID LAWS DEMAND JURY NULLIFICATION
INCUBATOR + SPERM DONOR = TWAT SNOT
ALIVE UNDER PROTEST
JUMP!
NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE - BEWARE!
MAKE MY DAY
WOUNDED ANIMAL HERE - BEWARE!
LIFE IS A ONEWAY STREET
TESLA CARS ARE AN IQ TEST
JOB - JUST OVER BROKE ACRONYM
HAPPINESS IS BEING A DINK
FREEDOM IS BEING A DINK
KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID
TIME IS A COMMODITY
KNOWLEDGE IS WORTH MORE THAN RHODIUM
RESTAURANTS ARE A RIPOFF
WHERE IS BOUDICA WHEN YOU NEED HER?
WHERE IS ALARIC WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
HOMELESSNESS A PROBLEM? LEGALISE FENTANYL!
I LIVE COST EFFECTIVE. GET AWAY FROM ME!
DON'T MAKE YOUR LIFE MY PROBLEM
LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET OUT OF THE WAY
DON'T CALL ME AT WORK UNLESS YOU'RE DEAD
WHERE IS GAVRILO PRINCIP WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
MISANTHROPE ON STEROIDS
NUCLEAR FAMILIES ARE OVERPRICED TIME DESTROYERS
THE OTHER 'BILL THE CAT'
YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO BE AN IDIOT
CONFORMITY IS A LOSING PROPOSITION
THE SOCIAL ORDER IS NOT COST EFFECTIVE
MY OTHER DOG IS A DIRE WOLF
MY OTHER CAT IS A SMILODON
MY OTHER HORSE IS A UNICORN
STICK YOUR VAXXIE UP YOUR JAXIE
DO NOT CORNER SOMETHING MEANER THAN YOU
FLOOD US AGAIN OR SEND KOLBRIN'S DESTROYER AGAIN
TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T RELATIONSHIPS
THIS PACKAGE IS COLDER THAN HELIUM SLUSH
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR INTEREST PAYMENTS?
I LICK MY PLATE IN RESTAURANTS
BUTTON PUSHER
TOO BAD CARTHAGE LOST THE WAR
ALBIGENSIAN CRUSADE - WORST CRIME IN HISTORY
ERIN GO BRAGH
PRIMA DONNA BITCH
DO YOU HAVE A FRONTAL LOBE?
60 SOMETHING GONG ON 10
MY TAXES PAY FOR YOUR PARASITISM
GET YE BEHIND ME, MORTAL FLOTSAM
LEMME DIE SO I CAN REALLY LIVE
GENOCIDE = LESS TRAFFIC + CHEAPER RENT
IS CRITICAL THINKING STILL LEGAL?
NOTHING TO LOSE HERE
GOVERNMENT - THE BIGGEST PARASITE IN THE WORLD
YOU MIGHT BE A BIGGER PSYCHOPATH THAN I - GO AWAY
SAVE A PIG - EAT A PERSON
I DON'T LIVE FOR YOU
I DON'T WORK FOR YOU
I'M HERE FOR MY EVOLUTION, NOT YOURS
PRAGMATIC TO A FAULT
PROBLEM SPROG MAKE GREAT BURRITO FILLING
PERCY SHELLEY WAS WORTH HIS WEIGHT IN RHODIUM
BORN AGAIN PAGAN - FOR THE 36874th TIME
RELIGION IS CROWD CONTROL
I'M HALF THE MAN I NEVER WAS
DEBT BASED ECONOMIES HAVE A SHELF LIFE
SPAYED, VAXXED, LITTERBOX TRAINED
I ONLY DATE COUGARS
PRIMARY PURPOSE OF GOVERNMENT IS TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE
HAS YOUR TESLA TIME BOMB BLOWN UP YET?
WHO NEEDS ENLIL WHEN WE HAVE NUKES?
GOVERNMENT - BIGGEST EXTORTIONIST EVER
NOT FOR SALE AT ANY PRICE
YOU DON'T SIGN MY CHECK - GET OUTTA MY FACE
YOUR OPINIONS MATTER AS MUCH AS THE BUG I STEPPED ON
PHYSICAL EXISTENCE IS NOTHING BUT SPECULATION AND INCONVENIENCE
UNWANTED CROTCH DROPPINGS = DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY
HAVING HIGH MARKET VALUE IS NOT AN ASSET
NONCOMPLIANCE - THE BEST REBELLION
BOYCOTT EVERYTHING YOU CAN FOR CHANGE
LOKI - EAT MY DUST
I'M TOO PRETENTIOUS FOR COFFEE - GIMME TEA
LIE DOWN FLAT AND LET IT ROT
MOST TRADITIONS ARE NOT PRAGMATIC
MYANMAR-SHAVE - BURMA IS HISTORY
MY LIFE IS 110% AUTOPILOT
MY TIME IS MINE, NOT YOURS
CHICKS ARE PROGRAMMED ILLUSIONISTS
BRIDE PRICE = DAUGHTER FOR SALE
SEXY CHICK = HOT LOOKER - SEXY DUDE = RICH - SAY WHAAAAT?
ICONOCLAST
BEASTIES SCENT MARK, CHICKS USE LIPSTICK
WHEN BOTH SIDES OF THE WAR ARE IDIOTS, WALK AWAY
HIGH POPULATION DENSITY SUCKS - EVER BEEN TO THE DMV?
STATUS CONSCIOUS = STUPID
THEOCRACIES ARE PRISONS
UNLESS YOU COOK, CLEAN, MAKE 7 FIGURES - DON'T ASK!
EXISTING IN ILLUSION IS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
MOMMY'S LITTLE TWAT SNOT
EARTH BELONGS TO THE DEMIURGE
ENLIL DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE
MATERIALISM IS A LOSING PROPOSITION
I KNOW STUFF AND I AIN'T TELLIN'
PART TIME COUGAR
I'M NOT 'TECHNICALLY' A WITCH
MY PRIORITIES ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE
IF DA GUBMENT OWNS MY HOUSE, WHY DO I PAY MORTGAGE?
DEATH IS ANOTHER WORD FOR TRANSITION
THE OWNER IS REALLY THE SLAVE - ASK ANY CAT
MINIMALISM ROCKS
I'M A VEGETARIAN, BUT AREN'T PEOPLE VEGETABLES?
THE FLUORIDE STARE - WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?
DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR - THEY KILL YOU FOR IT
WW III - THE CONSTRUCTIONIST DREAM
TIME IS THE GREAT DESTROYER
LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN
HONKY GRINGO CRACKER
SPIRITUAL BEING HAVING A MORTAL FLOTSAM EXPERIENCE
LIFE - WE GET WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR
I'M NOT AN INTERACTIVE VIBRATOR
WHAT ABOUT 'NO' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
THIS CHICK IS MAN ENOUGH TO GO BALD
FORGIVE THE PAST - EASIER SAID THAN DONE
DO NOT RESUSCITATE
SCAVENGER
I DON'T NEED MORE MESSES TO CLEAN UP - GO AWAY
KNOWLEDGE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU - GO AWAY
I'M LOOKING FOR A SLAVE - NOT AN OWNER
I'M RPG'ED - REVERSE PROGRAMME GENERATED
TSA - TWAT SUCKIN' ARSEHOLE
I HOLD GRUDGES FROM PAST LIVES
THE STATUS QUO HAS GOTTA GO
TAKE A BITE OUTTA CRIME ~ EAT A CRIMINAL
REAL MEN WEAR KILTS AND LEINES
I CALL 'EM CROTCH DROPPIN'S FER A REASON
CELIBACY = FEWER INCURABLE HEALTH ISSUES
THE WORLD IS NOT MY PROBLEM ~ IT'S YOURS
SO SHOOT ME ~ I WON'T PRESS CHARGES IF YOU KILL ME
I'M FAT ~ NOT PREGGERS
MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
NUKE THE DEMIURGE ~ GO YOUR OWN WAY
HAVING A SPROG IS ENSLAVEMENT
IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, I DON'T NEED YOU
DRAGONS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
WHAT ABOUT 'EAT WHAT/WHO YOU KILL' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
ARE ATOMS SENTIENT?
ARE HUMANS SENTIENT?
MAKE COUP DE GRÂCE GREAT AGAIN
AMERICAN DALIT
THE REAVERS' BANE
I WON'T CARE WHEN I'M GONE, SO WHY CARE NOW?
GIMME DINKHOOD OR GIMME DEATH
PROCRASTINATION - I'LL DO IT IN MY NEXT LIFE
LIFE OWES ME NOTHING AND I OWE IT LESS THAN NOTHING
I DON'T DO MORTAL FLOTSAM
IF YOU'RE NOT AT LEAST 5000 YEARS OLDE, DON'T TALK TO ME
I LIVE FOR THE NEXT WORLD - NOT THIS POS
XANON QUEST
HUMANITY IS A FAILED EXPERIMENT
I'M ALIVE NOW TO WATCH THE WORLD IMPLODE
I'M ON A MISSION FROM THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
MGTOW AND 4B MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR EVERYONE
MOTHERHOOD IS FOR MASOCHISTS
INSANE PEOPLE MAKE FOR GOOD BUSINESS
STUPID PEOPLE MAKE FOR GOOD BUSINESS
MATERIALISTS MAKE FOR GOOD BUSINESS
FROM A PRAGMATIC PERSPECTIVE - LIFE AIN'T WORTH THE COST
I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING - SO DON'T ASK
BOYCOTT THE WORLD - GO MINIMALIST
DOES RENOLD'S RECYCLING DO REINCARNATION TOO?
SPACE AIENS EXIST - I LIVE WITH ONE
RELIANCY IS A PRECARIAT EXISTENCE
NEEDING A GUBMENT THAT WANTS TO KILL YOU IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
FURO (ESPAÑOL)
JURY NULLIFICATION FOR ALL VICTIMLESS CRIMES
IT'S PAST TIME FOR A MODEST PROPOSAL
THE BEST REVENGE IS TO WALK AWAY
THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO MAKE US APPRECIATE DEATH
MARBH BHEO
CTHULHU'S HOMIE
RELIABLY UNRELIABLE
NOT FOR SALE, NOT FOR RENT
I'M A 'HAS BEEN', NOT A 'NEVER WAS'
WHERE IS TIAMAT WHEN YOU NEED IT?
PICK YOUR TARGETS WELL
I'M ALREADY DEAD - DON'T BOTHER ME
YOU'D MAKE A GREAT BOOK COVER
HAS YOUR TESLA TIME BOMB BLOWN UP YET?
MY CAULDRON IS READY FOR YOU
REST IN PIECES
TRINITY = BIG DADDY, JUNIOR AND THE SPOOK
MORTAL FLOTSAM NEED NOT APPLY
I MAKE SEKHMET LOOK LIKE DONNA REED
IF LIABILITIES WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES - LET THEM
TWATLESS BITCH
SAUSAGELESS SAUSAGE CASING
AM I WORTH YOUR DEATH?
I'M DYING TO GET NUKED!
THE OTHER WEDNESDAY ADDAMS
I WANT LESS TRAFFIC - PLEASE GET VAXXED
'ARE YOU FOR SALE?' IS NOT A GOOD PICK-UP LINE
FAG HAG
BURN, BABY, BURN!
BLACK AND GHETTO ARE NOT SYNONYMS
FREE RANGE, ORGANIC ~ 1.99 A POUND
CANNIBALISM SAVES ON CREMATION COSTS
THE BITCH IS BACK
HEY! AT LEAST I DON'T BURN DOWN BUILDINGS!
FERAL, UNTAMEABLE, IMPOSSIBLE
SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP NOW
BEYOND REPAIR, BEYOND REDEMPTION
I DON'T SEE DOCTORS, SO I KEEP MY HEALTH
IF LIFE INCONVENIENCES ME, I INCONVENIENCE LIFE
I LOVE PORK - IT TASTES JUST LIKE PEOPLE
MAY THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY WIN - FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
DON'T FEED THE DEMIURGE, FOOL!
THE ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS BLOCK REAL KNOWLEDGE
FREEDOM IS LIVING ON YOUR OWN TERMS
HOW MUCH IS THAT SAUSAGE CASING IN THE WINDOW?
HOW MUCH IS THAT TWAT IN THE WINDOW?
I TAKE NO PRISONERS - COSTS TOO MUCH TO FEED 'EM
I'M NOT THE FORGIVING TYPE
MY NAME IS VENGEANCE
SOME VINDICATORS CAN'T BE TOUCHED
REMEMBER HATTIE CARROLL
ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO KNOW ME
KRISPY KREME CALENDAR GIRLS CAN'T BE KIDNAPPED
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