http://www.copsgonepotato.com/video/Idaho-Cop-Shoots-Sucidal-Man
They saved this guy a bit of work.
'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
SO, HOW LONG DOES THIS LITTLE GUY HAVE?
http://www.freewebs.com/wonderfulworldofimages/RODENTS/Gerbil2.jpg